Jeff-isms

Jeff kept a lot of things hidden from me before we were married. I like to joke around and say that he "tricked" me into marrying him.

Among his most entertaining qualities? Talking in his sleep. He mentioned that he talks in his sleep when we were dating, but he left out the details that he doesn't just talk, he has full conversations, and even acts things out.

So Before I start to forget what he does, I'm going to document them here.

1. Mooing in his sleep. Happened last night. He sounded pretty distresssed.

2. "Don't worry honey, I'm still the captain".

3. Sleep-punching. It's about as dangerous as it sounds. I wake up in the middle of the night to him full-on clocking me, laughing, and going back to sleep. Usually happens when he's dreaming about ninjas.

4. One time, he got out of bed, took the lightbulb out of the socket, and crawled back into bed, giggling the whole time.

5. Often I'll have to wake jeff up for some reason or another. Last night I needed him to move over. He said "I'll be there after the end of this foosball game" and continued to have an entire conversation with me about how "it'll be ok", and "I'm better than she is".

best part is he doesn't remember any of it. Sometimes I go to bed just hoping that I'll wake up to him sleep talking.